The District of Campo Grande is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 24.471 billion Campoes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Campo Grandean economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,293 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, Campo Grande has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Campo Grande in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown. Campo Grande's national animal is the bovina.

Campo Grande is ranked 65,085^th in the world and 1^st in Mbabane for Safest, scoring 96.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.